A CHRISTIAN WORLDVIEW verses DOOM

The above picture has nothing to do with this blog. The lady on the left is the Mrs. She is a woman of unusual patience and occasional spurts of brilliance (as for example when she married me). The lady on the right is an MK, Alisha Stensaas. She is going back to Uganda to serve a wonderful saviour among a people she loves. As a single lady going around on deputation she has to put up with every pastor family adopting her and every pastor’s wife mothering her. She has still kept her sense of humor. The dog is not allowed out of our apartment during church time and only then amongst people who like dogs. Lasha liked Miss Stensaas, high praise. She would appreciate your prayers.
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I feel sorry for people who do not have a Christian world view. Those without it cannot realize that God has allowed things to happen and His plan will be the right one. They can see doom in the things that have happened. They have seen:

• Christians persecuted in our own country and told queers have more free speech rights than they.
• The history of the USA being sanitized from its Biblical foundation.
• Liars and thieves being promoted to the highest offices of the land and the free media that should expose them only give them aid.
• The Second Amendment which gives people the right to defend themselves is being stolen from us by thugs who have armed guards and live in gated communities.
• The most evil of satanic organizations like ACORN and PLANNED PARENTHOOD are supported by this evil and anti-Christ president.
• Satan’s premier religion, Islam, is promoted by either ignorant or evil presidents as a “religion of peace” – Islam does not mean peace it means submission. There is a difference in these two words. Ask the leaders at Hiroshima if they felt like they had peace on Tuesday, August 7, 1945 the day after they were nuked. They had submission not peace.
  

Bible Believing Christians know that God is still in control and He will win. I cheated and read the back of the book so I know how it will come out.

HTOITA

Muslims in the military

The above picture is of something I have never seen in the wild. Rattlesnakes will ball up during certain times of the year. I’ve seen rattlers and killed them when they were in my way or too close to my loved ones. If someone was strolling along unaware of danger and tripped and fell into this little depression they would not live very long.

You certainly would not want to pitch a tent next to this group of slitherers. I think there is a parallel in allowing Muslims into our military and pitching a tent next to these snakes. Muslims may be harmless and good citizens but you never know when one or a group of them will bite you.

Our desire is to see all Muslims leave the false god allah and become Christians. Jesus died for them also but they are trapped in a spurious religion. It is better to see enemies get saved by trusting in the Blood of Jesus than to send them to a Christ less eternity.

HTOITA

BABY BIBLE FOOD

Sarcasm does have its’ place. After looking at this for a while I decided it is a brilliant pictorial of the problem with many churches today. They can only take “Gerber’s Baby Christian Food”.

As a pastor I am truly blessed to have a people that enjoy and revel in good Bible doctrine, and that includes the children. If it is in the Bible, they like it.

I have kin that had to move to other churches because their church drifted in standards, music, and evangelism. The beginning of the problem was when the pastor stopped preaching Bible doctrine and started being tolerant of other sincere beliefs.

The leadership bought into the fallacy of “Our strength is in our diversity” garbage. A good church may have Anglo, Filipino, Mexican, Italian, Amerindian, or Klingon but the strength is in the UNITY of belief. All the rest is entertainment.

Agree? If you disagree and you believe the modern “diversity is strength” mantra please educate me about how the military is stronger, schools are more effective, families are more stable, and churches are made stronger by stressing differences not similarities.

Gerber is such a good product that they are the standard for baby food. Having said this I will expect no lawsuits from the Gerber lawyers, right?

HTOITA

Hope and change

I wonder if the people who voted for “Change and Hope” feeling like the folks who ordered the above cake. “Yes we want a cake to celebrate the Olympics. Put Olympic rings in quotes in the middle of it please”. After hearing, “uh, yeah man, whatever, I can do that. It’ll be ready tomorrow”, they would be excited.

People who voted for BHO voted for a normal black guy who had courage, intelligence, and character. He is a family man who would end corruption and save the world. What they got was a guy who does not know how many states the USA has, is afraid of anyone who disagrees with him, has made himself a fool in the eyes of our friends and weak in the eyes of our enemies. He worked for the criminal enterprise “Acorn” and appoints perverts and anti-Americans to places of authority.

If we survive his presidency it will be more than we deserve. Americans cannot undo the last election but they can pray. 2 Chronicles 7:14 is still a valid option. At least I need to work on my part of this.

HTOITA

DANGEROUS PLACES AND THOUGHTS

I do not know this man but I suspect he is a liberal electrician living in Hollywood and working in D.C.

Dangerous places and dangerous brain waves

I have come to the conclusion that there are some places that are too dangerous for humans and some thoughts that cause brain waves that are dangerous. For example:

· Washington DC – There is something there that dissolves the spine. It may be in the water or the air. Courageous and strong conservatives can be sent to DC as Senators or congressmen (These terms includes both genders) and during the next couple of months they forget to stand for truth, justice, and the American Way.

· Hollywood – This has to be a pollutant. In bygone years actors were patriotic and intelligent Americans; (i.e. Audie Murphy, John Wayne, Red Skeleton, and Ann Margaret) but something built up and caused stupidity and treason to become normal character traits. Woopie Goldberg saying drugging and plying a 13 year old girl with booze then raping her and sodomizing her is not “rape, rape” is VERY stupid. Danny Glover standing with a murdering dictators like Castro and Chavez while whining about the USA is treasonous.

· Liberal thought kills brain cells. The brain cells that normally would notice the stupidity of BHO have died. He said he had been in 57 states and too many others things to mention exhibit his dependence upon a handler or alien technology.

· Liberal thought must kill the brain cells that normally would notice how ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSN seldom report the truth about BHO and NEVER mentioned the good job Bush did keeping us safe after 9-11. Fox also has a liberal bias sometimes but more often tells the truth.

· Thinking like a liberal makes rational thought impossible.

I hope this encourages some like thinking people and infuriates some others.

HTOITA

LESSONS FROM HOLLYWOOD

The above picture has nothing to do with this blog. The lad pictured is just as full of mischief and spunk as he appears. He calls me Gramma. Someday I may be promoted to Grampa but as for now it’s okay.
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I was married in 1970. In 1971 my TV broke and we did without one for more than a year (newlyweds do not need a TV). My mom gave us one and we saw a change others did not notice. The polluting up of TV happened so gradually that we were amazed we were the only ones to see it. The decision we made was to not raise our children with a TV in the house. We have enjoyed certain movies and now own a Video machine. I have almost zero respect to the great pretenders in Hollywood. The following list is interesting and educational.

Lessons learned from Hollywood

1. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
2. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
3. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.
4. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
5. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
6. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
7. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a half-hour to escape.
8. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
9. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
10. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
11. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
12. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
13. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the right wire.
14. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
15. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.


HTOITA

PROOFREADING IS A DYING ART

These pictures have nothing to do with this blog. However they do illustrate a great way to keep children occupied and contained.
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In college one of my professors gave an “F” if there was one misspelling or punctuation error. Some of the following could be fixed with the proper application of punctuation. And some could be fixed with the proper application of common sense.

These headlines slipped through a print media proofreader. As the integrity of the print media declines so does its intelligence.

The headline is in bold and my comment (some sentence fragments) follows beneath.
Humanity can be funny.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Brilliant deduction Mr. Holmes
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Which city? I’ll bet the jails are full
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
They probably have a good union.
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Other things did not work, maybe this will.
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War Dims Hope for Peace
Someone is a real student of history.
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
This person needs to be in congress.
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Al Gore may have ghost written this one.
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Written by a brilliant investigative journalist, obviously.
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
This must be from a California paper.
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
I wonder which law he broke.
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
No comment
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Students Make Nutritious Snacks
And they are organic
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
In almost every way the public school is dangerous
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
How tall are the lawyers?
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
A real disaster.
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A break from watching the purposeful killing of the American dream. Having a Christian worldview helps us to keep our sanity (sort of).

HTOITA