

These pictures have nothing to do with this blog. However they do illustrate a great way to keep children occupied and contained.

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In college one of my professors gave an “F” if there was one misspelling or punctuation error. Some of the following could be fixed with the proper application of punctuation. And some could be fixed with the proper application of common sense.
These headlines slipped through a print media proofreader. As the integrity of the print media declines so does its intelligence.
The headline is in bold and my comment (some sentence fragments) follows beneath.
Humanity can be funny.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert SaysBrilliant deduction Mr. Holmes
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Which city? I’ll bet the jails are full
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death They probably have a good union.
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Other things did not work, maybe this will.
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War Dims Hope for Peace Someone is a real student of history.
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile This person needs to be in congress.
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Cold Wave Linked to TemperaturesAl Gore may have ghost written this one.
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect HomicideWritten by a brilliant investigative journalist, obviously.
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges This must be from a California paper.
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge I wonder which law he broke.
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group No comment
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Students Make Nutritious Snacks And they are organic
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half In almost every way the public school is dangerous
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot DoctorsHow tall are the lawyers?
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds DeadA real disaster.
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A break from watching the purposeful killing of the American dream. Having a Christian worldview helps us to keep our sanity (sort of).
HTOITA