SCIENTOLOGY

These pictures have nothing to do with this post. Two pictures of cousins. I hope they keep in touch. I am 62 and was close to a cousin. I have not seen him in 30 years. These guys have the Lord also so that may make a difference. Besides, I think Jesus is going to return for Christians before they have a chance to drift apart.
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Scientology is a funny religion. They do not publish their core beliefs. You ought to know them though. Enjoy

The story goes like this: 75 million years ago, there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu who was in charge of 76 planets in our sector of the galaxy, including planet Earth, whose name at that time was Teegeeack.

All of the planets Xenu controlled were over-populated by, on average, 178 billion people. Social problems dictated that Xenu rid his sector of the galaxy of this overpopulation problem, so he developed a plan.

Xenu sent out Tax Audit demands to all these billions of people. As each one entered the audit centers for the income tax inspections, the people were seized, held down and injected with a mixture of alcohol and glycol, and frozen. Then, all 13.5 trillion of these frozen people were put into spaceships that looked exactly like DC8 airplanes, except that the spaceships had rocket engines instead of propellers.
Xenu's entire fleet of DC8-like spaceships then flew to planet Earth, where the frozen people were dumped in and around volcanoes in the Canary Islands and the Hawaiian Islands. When Xenu's Air Force had finished dumping the bodies into the volcanoes, hydrogen bombs were dropped into the volcanoes and the frozen space aliens were destroyed.

However, Xenu's plan involved setting up electronic traps in Teegeeack's atmosphere which were designed to trap the souls or spirits of the dead space aliens. When the 13.5 trillion spirits were being blown around on the nuclear winds, the electronic traps worked like a charm and captured all the souls in the electronic, sticky fly-paper like traps.

The spirits of the aliens were then taken to huge multiplex cinemas that Xenu had previously instructed his forces to build on Teegeeack. In these movie theaters the spirits had to spend many days watching special 3-D movies, the purpose of which was twofold:
1) to implant into these spirits a false reality, i.e. the reality that WOGS (Hubbard's derisory term for anyone not a Scientologists) know on Earth today; and, 2) to control these spirits for all eternity so that they could never cause trouble for Xenu in this sector of the Galaxy.

During these films, many false pictures were implanted into these spirits, which resulted in the spirits believing in all the things that control mankind on Earth today, including religion. The concept of religion, including God, Christ, Mohammed, Moses etc., were all an implanted false reality that to this very minute is used to control WOGS on Earth.

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema, they started to stick together in clusters of a few thousand and remained that way until mankind began to inhabit the Earth. Today on Earth all the spirits of these aliens have attached themselves to our bodies and are the root cause of the false reality that all but Scientology's "Homo Novis" or OT 8's on earth experience.

It is the job of all Scientologists to remove this false reality from the world by auditing each and every space alien spirit and human on earth to CLEAR not only this planet but the universe. For those who oppose Scientology and stand in their way like the Lisa McPherson Trust and all Scientology critics, Scientology promises to do away with them "quietly and without sorrow".

It has been calculated that on average, each person on planet earth has 2,209 of these Body Thetans (BT's for short), Hubbard's term for the alien spirits, attached to you causing you and all mankind to be constrained by Xenu's false reality. The average cost for Scientology to OT 8 is a mere $360,000, meaning that each BT only costs $163 to clear. Now that is a bargain if there ever was one.

Hubbard never said the overall cost to the planet would be cheap, but let's examine it. The planetary cost equation is as follows: 13.5 trillion spirits times $163 equals a mere $2,205,000,000,000,000.

Just think about it -- $2.2 quadrillion -- WOW!, that's enough to keep Rear Admiral Miscavige, the current head of Scientology and Marty, his number two, in casino chips for a long time.

To finish the story, the Loyal Officers of the Marcab Confederation finally discovered how evil Xenu was and overthrew him. He is now locked away in a mountain on one of the planets and kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery. Several of Xenu's relatives can often be found on the internet newsgroup called alt.religion.scientology or ARS for short battling Scientology daily.

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This was a clip and paste job. I think it is fairly accurate and if you read it you can see why they keep it quiet. If you are saved and serving you will run into these people sometime. I expect someone from Scientology to burn a Sci Fi book on my lawn now.

HTOITA

KUDOS TO THE MILITARY

This picture has nothing to do with this post. A family tradition for many years is to gather on January 1 for Frito boats. I make very good chili (no beans) usually in two batches. Mild and Manly. I also seperate some of the Manly and make it better. It takes two days and is worth the work. This year we decided to name it. After these names were submitted and voted on an excellent submission from Eileen and Ken came in but too late for consideration. We chose two names. "MILD SENSITIVE SENSATION" for the youth chili, and "DAD'S HEAVENLY HEARTBURN" for the manly one. The chili involves Pork roast, ground beef, garlic, 3 kinds of peppers, chili powder, onions, tomato, cumin, etc, and time.

For those deprived persons who are ignorant: Frito boats = handful of fritos in a bowl, chili on top of that, cheese on top of that. Rolaids after for the weaker of us.

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I have been very impressed by the professionalism of our military. They are the best trained and best motivated troops I've seen in my life. There has been errors and excesses but probably less than any other fighting force on earth. I would like to give special kudos to the USMC. As their boss the commander-in-chief has (in my opinion) zero respect for the military I think they need all the support we can give. President Bush caved on too many important issues toward the end of his tenure but at least he understood the importance of the military.

The Marines have several people they hold high in esteem.
Dan Daly who received: two Medals of Honor; Navy Cross; Distinguished Service Cross; three Letters of Commendation; Good Conduct Medal with two bronze stars; China Relief Expedition Medal; Philippine Campaign Medal; Expeditionary Medal with one bronze star; Mexican Service Medal; Haitian Campaign Medal; World War I Victory Medal with Aisne, St. Mihiel, Meuse-Argonne and Defensive-Sector clasps; Medaille Militaire; Croix de Guerre with Palm; and the Fourragere.
Carlos Hathcock (White Feather) - Sniper in Vietnam. The bounty the enemy put on US snipers was $8.00. They put a $30,000 bounty on him.
Many others like O'Bannon, Butler, Bill Barber but the best know General in USMC history would be General "Chesty" Puller. I have included some of his quotes. You can see why he would be regarded as a real Marine.

• "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
• "We're surrounded... That simplifies our problem..."
• "Remember, you are the 1st Marines! Not all the Communists in *%&# can overrun you!"
• At Koto-Ri in Korea, when an Army captain asked him for the direction of the line of retreat, Col. Puller called his tank commander, gave them the Army position, and ordered: "If they start to pull back from that line, even one foot, I want you to open fire on them." Turning to the captain, he replied, "Does that answer your question? We're here to fight."
  

To all Jarheads past and present, Semper Fi. The US needs those who are "always faithful"

HTOITA

HYPOCRITE IN THE WHITE HOUSE

This picture has nothing to do with this post. It is David sitting at the coveted left elbow supervisory position. I do think he would not harm this country as much as our current Obamination if he were president.
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The following is a clip and paste from another site. I have not verified the accuracy of these percentages but I trust Beck in this matter. There is nothing so narrow-minded or arrogant as a liberal.

Ronald Reagan had it right; "Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."

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Glenn Beck put up a graph that showed past presidents, and the percentage of each president’s cabinet appointees who had previously worked in the private sector. You know– a real life business, not a government job?

• Roosevelt – 38%
• Taft – 40%
• Wilson – 52%
• Harding – 49%
• Coolidge – 48%
• Hoover – 42%
• FDR – 50%
• Truman – 50%
• Eisenhower – 57%
• Kennedy – 30%
• LBJ – 47%
• Nixon – 53%
• Ford – 42%
• Carter – 32%
• Reagan – 56%
• GHWB – 51%
• Clinton – 39%
• GWB – 55%
• Obama – 8%

YES, THAT’S CORRECT… EIGHT PERCENT!
And these are the guys holding a “JOB SUMMIT” recently. That ought to go really well!

I’m gonna go out on a limb here, I know, but I’m gonna go ahead and predict…Mr ‘Knowitall’ doesn’t need or want any advice on how to best destroy an economy.

HTOITA

WHO AM I?

This picture has nothing to do with this post. The one on the right is James the one on the left is Lasha. She was happy to see him. So were his mom and dad. Even if he lost a good opportunity to give his dad a wonderful Christmas gift. That is a story for another time.
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The following I borrowed from a genius who post on another site. It is anonymous.

Who Am I?

· I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

· I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

· Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

· My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

· I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

· I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

· That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

· I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

· I became active in local politics in my 30's. Then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

· I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization, yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

· I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

· At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

· But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

· I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

· I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

· I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

· I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' together, we could change our country and the world.

· So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, & ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

· I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

· I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

Who am I?

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ADOLF HITLER.

Who did you think?

HTOITA

BHO's NOBEL PRIZE

This picture illustrates the real value of President Obama’s Nobel Prize. The programs this man has promoted will make the world less safe. Muslims will be more proactive in killing Christians. The USA is now laughed at by our enemies and feared by our allies. Race relationships in the USA are now in a worse condition than before our first Muslim Kenyan born president. The political divide has changed though. Instead of a line between liberals and conservatives there is a line between DC politicians and the people who voted them in.

For those few shallow thinking people that think health care will improve I would like to give you some encouragement.

• We will have fewer Canadians and Brits coming to the US for medical treatment.
  

• There will be less competition for doctor type jobs as fewer people will become doctors.

• Your parents and grandparents will not be around to bother you because they will be encouraged to die by government health care providers.

• You will have fewer decisions to make about elective surgery because you won’t be making those decisions.

See there are some real positive things about Obama care.

HTOITA - (hopefully)

NO ICE PLEASE

This photo has nothing to do with this blog. It does however show the advantages of being young. Yes, adolescence awaits and so does algebra and politics but in this photo you can see the freedom of ignorance. It is also cool living in the country. Ruth and David chillin.

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This is for the public good. Since I read this I have not had ice from a fast food restaurant. The soda is cold from the machine anyway. In a regular eating place I am careful about getting ice in my water. Also if you get a lemon in your water you should know they are seldom washed before they are sliced and dunked.

New Tampa, Florida - 12-year-old Jasmine Roberts is a seventh-grade student at Benito Middle School in New Tampa. When it came time for her to choose a science project, she wondered about the ice in fast food restaurants. –

Jasmine Roberts, 7th-grade student:
"My hypothesis was that the fast food restaurants’ ice would contain more bacteria that the fast food restaurants’ toilet water."

So Roberts set out to test her hypothesis, selecting five fast food restaurants, within a ten-mile radius of the University of South Florida.

Roberts says at each restaurant she flushed the toilet once, the used sterile gloves to gather samples.

Jasmine Roberts:
"Using the sterile beaker I scooped up some water and closed the lid."

Roberts also collected ice from soda fountains inside the five fast food restaurants. She also asked for cups of ice at the same restaurant's drive thru windows.

She tested the samples at a lab at the Moffitt Cancer Center where she volunteers with a USF professor. Roberts says the results did not surprise her.

Jasmine Roberts:
"I found that 70-percent of the time, the ice from the fast food restaurants contain more bacteria than the fast food restaurant's toilet water."

Roberts says she'll think twice before getting ice at fast food restaurants again.

Her project won the science fair at Benito Middle School, and she hopes to win the top prize at the Hillsborough County Regional Science and Engineering Fair, which starts Tuesday at the USF Sun Dome.

IF this does not gross you out your grosser is broke.

HTOITA

The Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives

The above picture has nothing to do with this blog. These kids would have to tag team to eat an apple. Cute way they cooperated on the tooth loss. These are MKs Ruth & Rebecca.
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I have not made any liberals mad lately (that I know) and this was so accurate I thought it would be like killing two birds with one stone (take that PETA).

The Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives

• If a conservative doesn't like guns, he won't buy one.
• If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
• If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
• If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
• If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
• A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
• If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
• If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
• If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
• Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
• If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
• A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
• If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
• Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
• If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
• A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
• If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
• A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
• If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
• If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

I found this as anonymous. I would give the author credit if I knew who he/she was. Thank you for your sense of humor and accuracy.
HTOITA