These pictures have nothing to do with this blog. However they do illustrate a great way to keep children occupied and contained.
------------------------------------------------------In college one of my professors gave an “F” if there was one misspelling or punctuation error. Some of the following could be fixed with the proper application of punctuation. And some could be fixed with the proper application of common sense.
These headlines slipped through a print media proofreader. As the integrity of the print media declines so does its intelligence.
The headline is in bold and my comment (some sentence fragments) follows beneath.
Humanity can be funny.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Brilliant deduction Mr. Holmes
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Which city? I’ll bet the jails are full
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
They probably have a good union.
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Other things did not work, maybe this will.
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War Dims Hope for Peace
Someone is a real student of history.
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
This person needs to be in congress.
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Al Gore may have ghost written this one.
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Written by a brilliant investigative journalist, obviously.
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
This must be from a California paper.
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
I wonder which law he broke.
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
No comment
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Students Make Nutritious Snacks
And they are organic
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
In almost every way the public school is dangerous
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
How tall are the lawyers?
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
A real disaster.
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A break from watching the purposeful killing of the American dream. Having a Christian worldview helps us to keep our sanity (sort of).
HTOITA
4 comments:
Amen, brother. Good post, needed the smile. Agree wholeheartedly with your last sentence especially.
Some of those were pretty silly!!!!
HTOITA
True that, I think the last one is my favorite.
HTOITA
Just found your blog and not by accident ... not much is in this life. I am adding your blog to my favorites list.
I too am a Christian, redeemed by the blood of the Lamb and grateful to be here.
May the good Lord continue to bless you and yours.
Louise in MI
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