The Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives

The above picture has nothing to do with this blog. These kids would have to tag team to eat an apple. Cute way they cooperated on the tooth loss. These are MKs Ruth & Rebecca.
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I have not made any liberals mad lately (that I know) and this was so accurate I thought it would be like killing two birds with one stone (take that PETA).

The Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives

• If a conservative doesn't like guns, he won't buy one.
• If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
• If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
• If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
• If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
• A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
• If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
• If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
• If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
• Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
• If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
• A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
• If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
• Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
• If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
• A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
• If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
• A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
• If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
• If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

I found this as anonymous. I would give the author credit if I knew who he/she was. Thank you for your sense of humor and accuracy.
HTOITA