These pictures have very little to do with this post. The top one is what some culinary genius has developed. The ones below it are my attempt to surprise and feed my bride. She works at CVS and I have her lunch ready when she returns. She is slim, beautiful, and trying to gain a few pounds. She cannot eat normal food so the turkey patty is a cheat for her. She has a sense of humor and thought it was funny and tasted good. +++++++++++++++++++++++
The following is genuine nutritional information for all you health nuts.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
HTOITA
2 comments:
I'm still not going to eat at fastfood chains every day. That turtle burger looks good.
that was funny. I read it out loud to everybody, and we all laughed. -hannah
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