THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS

The above picture is concerning the making of beef jerky. Buying a dehydrator was a very good purchase. There is another issue visible. Notice the dog sitting patiently waiting for anything that might fall. Sometimes I feel a little like this waiting for an honest politician.

The following has no major political commentary but does several times illustrate some political truth.

World's Shortest Books

· THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

· MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods

· THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan - Illustrated by Michael Moore

· MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton

· THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

· Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

· THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

· THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

· THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

· AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

· A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

· TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE. . . .
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

· GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

· THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

· MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

· HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy

· BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton - with an introduction by Rev. Jesse Jackson

· MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
by Nancy Pelos

Some of these may seem unfair but I have allowed them to remain for fairness sake.

HTOITA