REDNECK PLUMBING

A friend named my fix redneck plumbing.  

 We filled the baptistery and there was a leak from the top pipe.  I tried to fix it but had to settle for some Redneck plumbingology.  It worked.  Don't all pastors have a rubber ducky in their baptistery?

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 The following has nothing to do with these pictures.

I have posted this before but thought it worthy of repetition.  As the USA welcomes our worse enemy in someone should explain the process of Muslim evangelism.  Folks say, But my Muslim neighbors are so peaceful. 

If the Muslim community is:

Ø  2% or less = They are a peace-loving minority

Ø  2-5% = They begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups, often with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs

Ø  5% or more = The push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims; along with threats for failure to comply

Ø  10% = They get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves under Sharia Law - to increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions.

Ø  20% = There is hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings, and the burnings of Christian churches and Jewish synagogues

Ø  40% = You will experience widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks, and ongoing militia warfare

Ø  60% = There is unfettered persecution of non-believers of all other religions (including non-conforming Muslims), sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon, and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels

Ø  80% = There will be daily intimidation and violent jihad, some State-run ethnic cleansing, and even some genocide, as these nations drive out the infidels, and move toward 100% Muslim,

Ø  100% = This ushers in the peace of 'Dar-es-Salaam' -- the Islamic House of Peace. Here there's supposed to be peace, because everybody is a Muslim, the Madrasses are the only schools, and the Koran is the only word – This is why it is so peaceful in Afghanistan -- Muslim 100%, Somalia -- Muslim 100%, Yemen -- Muslim 100%

The higher % of Muslims the less rights women and non-Muslims have.  Slavery exists in 100% Muslim countries.  Real slavery, stand on the block “how much am I bid for this Negro?” type of slavery.  It is unreported as the reporters are in peril and will never be allowed to enter a Muslim country.  Besides it is not politically correct to criticize Muslims.  That must be racist. 

I think an exception should be made for Islam.  Only those willing to verbally forsake Muslim violence should be allowed in.   

HTOITA