Saturday, July 28, 2007

LETTERS I WISH I COULD WRITE

Again this picture has nothing to do with this blog but is just kinda nice. This guy (Dan) now is way over 6', and is a vital asset to the Gospel Light Baptist Church where his brother (Joshua) is pastor. He is an ace plumber and all around nice guy. After this picture was taken he stopped being cute though.




Letters I wish I could write!

My life has been censored. Well I guess it was needed but it has been censored. When Sarah was here she proofed my letters to the editor and made them civilized. Now that she has abandoned me for the frivolous task of being a wife, mother, missionary, and servant of the most High I needed a new censor. My bride has stepped in (and occasionally stepped on) to help.

It is important to understand that taking the venom out of my letters is necessary. The local liberal rag won’t print many letters that are very critical of anything liberal, unless they sound as a grade school dropout without access to a spell checker or dictionary wrote them. This said, it is needed for the other side to see when they cross the line and that it is time to, “Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit” (Pr 26:5). It is a judgement call.

So this format will hold letters I wish I could write, that I wish the paper would print, but I know they won’t. The only good that will come out of these letters is I have been able to vent.

The first one is what every Christian wish he could say but knows it would not be received well.

Dear editor,

Concerning that religion of peace, Islam. Islam does not mean peace it means submission, by force if necessary. This is not the peace I want.

Allah is not God and Mohammed burns in hell awaiting judgement for his many sins.
Muslims are behind over 90% of the wars on the planet. Saying Islamic terrorism is not racist but simply accurate.

The following verse accurately describes the Arab mind set.
Ge 16:12 And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren.

end letter,

There I feel better now.

Hopefully HTOITA

3 comments:

Sarah Joy said...

You said, "The local liberal rag won’t print many letters that are very critical of anything liberal, unless they sound as a grade school dropout without access to a spell checker or dictionary wrote them."

If you get any of those folks who write you hate mail to write your letters, I'm sure they would qualify as printable conservative material. I was always amused by the stuff you got. My third grade girls class could write better.

redneck preacher said...

Ah yes, my favorite was the high school guy who threw the illegible pencil written and misspelled letter at my feet and sneered, you intolerant #*& ^@ $ *&^%$! My crime was saying, “misguided reverends, homosexuals, and sinners like me need salvation”
Love you
HTOITA

Anonymous said...

Yes you are talented