Monday, April 26, 2010

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBS AND CONSERVATIVES

I do like diversity. In diversity is our strength. Of course this is not true in the military, a church, a family, or a community. Unity give strength. Cultural diversity may give flavor to the above mentioned groups but unity of faith, language, culture is necessary for real strength. A military unit may have members of each race but they have to have a common mission and language. A family may have (like mine) European, Korean, Mexican, and bald people but our common faith unites us. A church can (and should if possible) have everyone they can get but they must be united by a common love for the savior.

The following is something a friend sent and it is pretty accurate.

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

  • GUNS

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

  • MEAT

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat..
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

  • QUEERDOM

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

  • POVERTY

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

  • POLITICAL SENSITIVITY

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

  • FAITH

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

  • HEALTH-CARE

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.


HTOITA

1 comment:

Cristy and Daniel said...

Thanks for sharing your blog with us. We just had to send the link to our dad as he would really get a kick out of it! On the downside, it wasn't very polite of you to make me (Daniel) choke on my own saliva, it was so funny! Looking forward to reading more posts. Take care and God bless!

- Daniel & Cristen Coleman