Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Questions to make you smile


These folks are protesting Global Warming. They are as real as the threat of Global Warming.

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The following are simple questions. Everybody should rapidly have the answers. The answers are at the end.

1. A father and son are in a car accident. The father dies instantly. The boy, in critical condition, is rushed to the nearest hospital for emergency surgery. The surgeon looks at the child aghast and says, “I can’t operate on him! He’s my own son!” Who is the surgeon?

2. How could the 22nd and 24th U.S. Presidents have the same parents, but weren’t brothers?

3. How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?

4. Railroad crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that without any Rs?

5. How could all of your cousins have an aunt who is not your aunt?

6. Johnny’s mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?

7. Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

8. There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?

9. That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn’t have a brother. Who is lying?

10. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

11. How far can you walk into the woods?

Answer to #1 - His mother was the surgeon.

Answer to #2 - Grover Cleveland was elected twice to be the 22nd and 24th U.S. president.

Answer to #3 - ONE WORD

Answer to #4: - T-H-A-T.

Answer to #5 - She is your mother.

Answer to #6 - Johnny.

Answer to #7 - Quit imagining

Answer to #8 - They were married

Answer to #9 - Neither. The accountant was his sister.

Answer to #10 - Read Genesis chapter one to find the answer

Answer to #11 - Halfway. After that, you’re walking out of the woods

Thanks Josh,

HTOITA


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