Saturday, February 26, 2011

STUPID LIBERAL QUOTES

This picture has nothing to do with this post. My two eldest grand-kids. Hannah was born the night of comet Kohoutek. She is intelligent, fun and has earned a black belt in Karate. Morgan is also pretty smart and has developed into an amazing photographer. Someday I will post some of her pictures, with her permission.


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Liberals are not the only people who can say stupid things. They are, however, the ones that are ignored by the sycophant (you’ll have to look that up) press. The lady who put these together also put together dumb quotes by conservatives. I am not including this because the drive-by media have already reported them.

Being stupid does not make you evil. Unfortunately some of the following are willingly ignorant of the truth. The best word to describe the following (other than lost) is hypocrisy. Also. I have added some personal commentary because some readers may have gone to public schools and not be able to connect the dots. Enjoy, Everything that follows is clip and paste.

Without much preamble and hardly any ado, I present to you 50 dumb quotes from those on the left side of the aisle. From crazy ideas about toilet paper usage to freak-outs over balloons, this list will make you laugh and shake your head in disbelief (and maybe even vote Republican in November?).

1. Sheryl Crow on Environmentalism: "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.'" THIS FROM A MILLIONAIRE WHO LIVES AN OPULENT LIFE STYLE.

2. Joe Biden on culturalism: "In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."

3. Whoopi Goldberg on 43-year-old Roman Polanski raping and sodomizing a 13-year-old girl: "I know it wasn't rape-rape. It was something else but I don't believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and and [sic] when they let him out he was like "You know what this guy's going to give me a hundred years in jail I'm not staying, so that's why he left." – A 13 YR OLD GIRL WAS DRUGGED AND FORCED. THE MAN IS A CANDIDATE FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR. HYPOCRITICAL WOMAN.

4. Joy Behar on Economics: "Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?" – AND THE SONG WHITE CHRISTMAS IS ALSO RACIST.

5. John Conyers on the Health Care Bill, which he voted for: "I love these members, they get up and say, ‘Read the bill ... What good is reading the bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'" – THIS ONE WAS BEYOND ME. IT GETS A “HUH? ONLY AN IDIOT OR A DISHONEST PERSON WOULD VOTE FOR SOMETHING WITHOUT READING IT.

6. Former DNC Chairman Donald Fowler on possible delay of RNC convention due to Hurricane Gustav: "Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it appears now, that it'll be there Monday. That just demonstrates God's on our side" – I THOUGHT THE DEMS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT ANY GOD BUT BHO.

7. Barack Obama: "I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?" THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN FRONT PAGE ISSUE FOR EVERY NEWSPERSON

8. John Kerry on the troops: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." KERRY HAS ALWAYS BEEN ANTI-MILITARY, EVEN WHEN HE WAS IN

9. Howard Dean: "We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds." – I GUESS THAT RULE DOES NOT APPLY TO SPORTS.

10. Rosie O'Donnell: "Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers." SHE IS AN EXPERT ON TERRORIST. I THINK SHE SHOULD MOVE TO IRAN.

11. Al Gore: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." – MY GUESS WOULD BE HE WISHES HE HAD NOT SAID THIS. HE HAS GOTTEN LOTS OF MILEAGE FROM HIS GLOBAL WARMING LIE THOUGH

12. Congressman Hank Johnson on Guam: "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize," – MY FAVORITE, HE CERTAINLY DESERVES A CABINET POSITION IN BHO ADMINISTRATION.

13. Alan Grayson on Health Care: "The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a backup plan in case you do get sick ... This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!"- IT IS A GOOD THING THE DEMS ARE SO PEACEFUL AND EASY TO GET ALONG WITH.

14. Nancy Pelosi on the economy: "every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." PEOPLE KEEP ELECTING HER. SAN FRANCISCO DISTRICT. FIGURES

15. Helen Thomas: Jews should "get the hell out of Palestine" and "go home" to Germany and Poland. – SHE IS LOUD WHILE THE REST OF THE DRIVE-BYS ARE QUIET BUT THEY BELIEVE THE SAME.

16. Wanda Sykes: "I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin [sic] he missed his flight ... Rush Limbaugh -- I hope the country fails. I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs." SOUNDS LIKE A LAW SUIT.

17. Bill Clinton on ordinary Americans: "African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do." BILL IS A RACIST

18. Barack Obama on a tornado that killed twelve people: "In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed" FRONT PAGE MATERIAL FOR HONEST PAPERS

19. Harry Reid on Iraq: "This war is lost and the surge is not accomplishing anything." – HE HAS TO CHEAT TO GET RE-ELECTED.

20. Kanye West: "George Bush doesn't care about black people." – BUSH PUT MORE BLACKS IN HIS ADMINISTRATION THAT CLINTON DID.

21. Joe Biden on the economy: "The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S." NEEDS SOMEONE TO HELP HIM COUNT

22. Bill Maher on Christianity: "I think religion is a neurological disorder. – I HOPE HE CHANGES HIS MIND BEFORE HE DIES. HE WILL CHANGE HIS MIND IN HELL.

23. Joe Biden on History: "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." THIS WAS 30 YEARS FROM PEOPLE HAVING TELEVISION.

24. Ted Rall: "Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared." THE AVERAGE MILITARY IQ IS GREATER THAN THEIR CONTEMPORARIES BACK HOME. THIS PERSON NEEDS TO BE, UH, NO WAIT. I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK LIKE THAT. HE IS SO WRONG AND OFFENSIVE HE SHOULD NEVER SPEAK OUTSIDE OF HIS HOME AS LONG AS HE LIVES, UNLESS IT IS TO APOLOGIZE AND BEG FORGIVENESS.

25. Michael Moore on terrorism: "There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again. But that doesn't mean that there's some kind of massive terrorist threat." MICHAEL HATES AMERICA AND IS A LIAR AND A PERV.

25 more to be posted soon

HTOITA



2 comments:

jeftex said...

These are great. I'm looking forward to the other 25. It scares me a little that these people keep getting elected, but I guess that's what happens when they let dead people and fictional characters vote.

redneck preacher said...

Truth in what you said, I forgot about the dead voters and cartoon characters who vote for the dark side.