Wednesday, March 2, 2011

STUPID LIBERAL QUOTES II

This picture has nothing to do with this post. My two eldest grand-kids. Hannah was born the night of comet Kohoutek. She is intelligent, fun and has earned a black belt in Karate. Morgan is also pretty smart and has developed into an amazing photographer. Someday I will post some of her pictures, with her permission. Both gals are articulate, funny, and cute (grand-dads can say that). It has been fun watching them grow from babies to girls to young ladies.

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Liberals are not the only people who can say stupid things. They are, however, the ones that are ignored by the sycophant (you’ll have to look that up) press. The lady who put these together also put together dumb quotes by conservatives. I am not including this because the drive-by media have already reported them.

Being stupid does not make you evil. Unfortunately some of the following are willingly ignorant of the truth. The best word to describe the following (other than lost) is hypocrisy. Also. I have added some personal commentary because some readers may have gone to public schools and not be able to connect the dots. Enjoy, Everything that follows is clip and paste.

Without much preamble and hardly any ado, I present to you 50 dumb quotes from those on the left side of the aisle. From crazy ideas about toilet paper usage to freak-outs over balloons, this list will make you laugh and shake your head in disbelief (and maybe even vote Republican in November?).

This is the next stupid liberal quotes. 26-50

26. Henry Waxman on Environmentalism: "We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point - they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn't ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there's a lot of tundra that's being held down by that ice cap." – THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE GUAM TIPPING COMMENT BY THE UNINTELLIGENT CONGRESSMAN. WAXMAN SPEAKS WITHOUT FACTS, TRUTH, OR FEAR OF RIDICULE. SHAME ON ANY WHO BELIEVE HIM.

27. Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC: "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate." – THIS WAS BEFORE HE WAS ARRESTED FOR SELLING AND USING COKE. AFTER THAT HE WAS REELECTED.

28. California Senator Barbara Boxer: "Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." – SENATOR BOXER HAS AN ADVANTAGE. SHE KNOWS STUPID THINGS SHE SAYS WILL NOT BE REPORTED. THOSE WHO DIED IN THE SF EARTHQUAKE REALLY WILL HAVE DIFFERENT LIVES.

29. Wesley Bolin, former governor of Arizona: "We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles." – AND THIS IS WHY WE STILL HAVE THE PROBLEMS WE HAD BEFORE YOU WERE ELECTED

30. Senator Chris Dodd, while on the campaign trail: "Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again" Sen. Chris Dodd, on the campaign trail. – OOPS! A TRUTH SLIP

31. Melissa Lafsky, Huffington Post blogger: "[Mary Jo] would have thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate career in history ... Who knows -- maybe she'd feel it was worth it." – WHO KNOWS?

32. Joe Biden on the passage of the Health Care Bill: "This is a big f...ing deal!" – MORAL MAN WITH POTTY MOUTH

33. Bill Clinton: "It all depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is' is." – THIS MAN ADDED A WORD TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. TO CLINTONIZE A WORD IS TO LIE IN A WAY AS TO BE ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH IT. USE CLINTONIZE AND PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

34. Jerry Brown, former & current governor of California: "The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs." – EXPECT EXACTLY THAT, MORE WELFARE AND FEWER JOBS.

35. Democratic Convention producer Don Mischer, overheard on CNN having an apoplectic seizure when the balloons failed to drop from the ceiling of the Fleet Center in Boston: "Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them. Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons. All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons." – PROZAC SHOULD BE IN THE DEMOCRAT COFFEE

36. Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC: "I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." – HE PROBABLY REALLY BELIEVES THIS

37. Bill Clinton: "I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her." – BESIDES BEING A LIAR AND A RAPIST, BILL CLINTON IS A PERVERT AND A CHEATER

38. Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is, in fact, still alive: "His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." – YOU COULD MAKE A BOOK ON STUPID JOE BIDEN QUOTES.

39. Al Gore on zoology: "A zebra does not change its spots." – A LITTLE BIBLE KNOWLEDGE IS DANGEROUS. HE PROBABLY THOUGHT HE WAS BEING SPIRITUALLY PROFOUND.

40. Rod Blagojevich, former governor of IL: "I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little Laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up." – THIS MAN IS A RACIST

41. Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz on the newly passed health care law: "We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance." – SAME PARTY AS CLINTON SO SHE CAN LIE AND GET AWAY WITH IT

42. Congressman John Dingell on freedom: "The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people." – DEMS ARE ANTI-FREEDOM, PRO-GUN CONTROL, PRO-BIRTH CONTROL (BY ABORTION), PRO-UNIONS. THEY FEAR THE PEOPLE WITH FREEDOM

43. Former Congressman Eric Massa: "Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday." – I WENT THROUGH MY 50TH WITHOUT GROPING ANYONE. MASSA SAID THIS LIKE OF COURSE I DID, I’M 50.

44. Congressman Charlie Rangel on our troops: "If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq." – SHAME ON THIS MAN WHO HAS FORGOTTEN WHAT BEING IN THE USMC WAS LIKE. HE WAS AT THE FROZEN CHOSEN. RANGEL SHOULD KNOW BETTER. SHAME!

45. Radio personality Ed Schultz on elections: "If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what they are." - THIS IS A REAL PUZZLE. WHY THIS LYING CREEP WOULD STILL BE ON THE AIR IS BEYOND ME.

46. John Kerry on health care: "I'm going to be honest with you -- I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?" – THIS IS LIKE HIM SAYING HE IS NOT SURE IF KETCHUP IS RED. HE HAS TO BE LYING BECAUSE NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE ARE THAT STUPID.

47. Congresswoman Maxine Waters on socialism: "Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies." - ANOTHER OOPS! SHE IS TOO DIM TO KNOW IT THOUGH.

48. Senator Harry Reid on Barack Obama: "...light-skinned," and with "no negro dialect." – THIS MAN IS A RACIST TOO

48. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano on national security, after a man attempted to blow up a commercial airplane with a bomb in his panties: "The system worked." – THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE UP ON CHARGES FOR CAUSING THE COUNTRY TO BE LESS SAFE. PROFILING IS NOT RACIST IT WORKS.

49. Nancy Pelosi on legislation: "But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." – THIS ALONE SHOULD DISQUALIFY HER FROM PUBLIC OFFICE. MAYBE EVEN FROM BEING IN PUBLIC

50. Joe Biden to Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham, who is wheelchair bound: "stand up ... Chuck, stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you!" – CHAPTER TWO OF THE JOE BIDEN STUPID QUOTES.

HTOITA

quotes put together by Jenny Erikson

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's all a play over there, "Over the Potomac" I'd call it.