Monday, February 20, 2012

THE 2012 ELECTION MAY BE OUR LAST.

Several weeks ago I posted a ransom letter from a criminal friend.  My son had left my 357 Smith at another other son's house.  Oops!  But then I got that ransom letter.  It was a tad blurry but you get the general meaning.  My Smith was being held for ransom.  Today I received photographic proof Smith is still alive.  They have him tied up and blindfolded.  I am sure more instructions will arrive.  Should I get the FBI involved or not?
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The following is a repost.  Any Christian who votes for BYO needs to go to 1 John 1:9 and get right with God.
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GOD IS NOT A REPUBLICAN OR A DEMOCRAT.  HE IS, HOWEVER, A CONSERVATIVE.
At present the Republican candidates are closer to a Biblical stand.  The shedding of innocent blood and the promotion of sodomy are deal breakers.  I will not, for any reason, vote for a pro-abortion or pro-sodomite marriage, ever. 

This said, voting for a Democrat is like fishing in the bath tub.  It’s wet but doesn’t work.  The following seems to be an intelligent illustration.  There used to be 12 reasons for voting for Dems. but I removed the twelfth because it was a bit crude. 
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1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the federal government’s taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from rapists, murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people, who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might inconvenience some bird, beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “CHANGE”.
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Even so Come Quickly Lord Jesus
HTOITA

2 comments:

jeftex said...

It must have been hard to type the words "I voted Democrat" so many times, but these are some great points.
Let me know if you need help coming up with the ransom money.

redneck preacher said...

It did actually bother me a bit. I thought I was just being paranoid. I think the Smith nappers will hold out for a visit. Criminals.