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This mother (The bride of my youth) is doing mother stuff. She is protecting her chickens from doing something stupid like trying to eat out of Lasha's dish. Lasha was eating chicken. Mom is always there to do mom stuff.
Mother's day is sort of like Christmas. Thinking people know Jesus was not born on December 25th and that that date was chosen for nefarious reasons. But it is the day we celebrate Jesus' birth. Mother's Day was created by people who wanted to introduce another time of buying and selling. Mother's Day was made for you to spend money. However, your mother is worthy of honor and this is an opportunity to honor and serve our first love.
The following was taken from a missionary site:
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MOTHER'S DICTIONARY
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Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get
up at 2 am too.
o
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
o
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care
to order dessert.
o
Family planning: The art of spacing your children
the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
o
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby
doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
o
Full name: What you call your child when you're
mad at him.
o
Grandparents: The people who think your children
are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
o
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is
still vivid.
o
Independent: How we want our children to be as
long as they do everything we say.
o
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your
own.
o
Prepared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.
o
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other
small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
o
Show off: A child who is more talented than
yours.
o
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's
pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
o
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a
minimum so as to not upset the children.
o
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your
house.
o
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly
into "get a sponge."
Thank God for mothers.
HTOITA
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